Sekarang tengah hujan. Kalau pandang kat luar boleh nampak dua bumbung. Satu baru kaler, eh, cat. Satu lagi dah lama tak cat. Miskin betul jiran aku tu. Tu la kauuu, sapa suruh bela anjing takde kesedaran sivik yang suka melantak dan melalak, nak cat bumbung pun tak mampu. Pfft, dah la suka baling najis anjing merata-rata bila nak cuci belakang umah kau. Kesian Indon potong rumput terpijak tahi anjing kau.
Takda correlation najis anjing dengan bumbung rumah, jadi mari kita abaikan perenggan pendahuluan di atas.
Nanti sambung balik cerita. Cheng Lye dah hantar sms mintak amik dia kat LRT, pastu amik Sara kat Uptown pulak. korang memang beruntung mempunyai sahabat yang menganggur tapi penuh dengan nilai-nilai murni Pendidikan Moral. Sanggup aku potong waktu bertafakur atas katil untuk korang.
Ya, sila sayang aku. Kasi penganggur ini makan free juga satu nilai yang murni. Nama nilai dia benevolence (tatau apa nilai dia dalam Bahasa Melayu)
May 18, 2010
May 4, 2010
What I don't like about Facebook
Yeah, I'm a Facebook addict. In fact, I am thinking about using the reasons below to somehow curb my facebook addiction. In no particular sequence, below are the reasons why I don't like Facebook.
1. KiTEwR TaRk SukEwR LaR OwAnG TyP3 McM NiEyh.HiKHikHikZzzZ
Memang macam haram.How old are you? 13? Well, even if you are, please don't resort to this.It's not cryptology, neither it shows any semblance of intelligence. It groups you into budak-emo-ingin-diperhatikan-yang-gemar-melepak-di-Bintang-Walk. Sangat menjengkelkan. You think it's cute?IT'S NOT.
Adik- beradik untuk alasan ini ialah org yg typ sk tglkn vwels drg.Thr's a rsn why w hv vwls.fkg use it la wy. I rly dn't knw tht t's ths hrd t* xclde th vwls(ah fish, I give up).
When you're typing with the glorious invention that is the keyboard, utilise it's functions, people. It's not like you're using your phone now. Why are you guys so blardy lazy? It's even more annoying when you use this language in e-mails. Emails to friends tara hal la, ni, if you're sending e-mails to your lecturers, janganlah tulis cam tu. It's just plain rude. You don't need to go to an etiquette school to know about this.
Let's not even start with the people who likes to say "Ala, kita-kita jeww" or " U dah makan keww". Sumpah nak tambah dosa aku la kan korang ni. Seriously people. WHAT THE FISH??(oh sangat teringin nak tulis f*ck, sekarang). Apa itu jew? Bila masa korang jadi Yahudi? Starbucks, McD semua tak nak makan, tapi hari hari zikir kat fb/text/twitter "jew, jew,jew" apa kes weeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..Pfffttt (baru satu alasan dah bikin panas)
2.PDA couples.
Congratulations, you're the only person in the world to have a relationship with another human being. Let's celebrate it by posting your undying love/what you did with your partner/how everyone should be jealous of your relationship. Come on, people. I can understand, if you're in a long distance relationship, and you need a cheap way to ask about your partner's day,heck, I wouldn't mind getting newsfeeds from the occasional I love yous/I miss yous/How is your day, sayang?. But when you have exhausted other means of communications (meeting up personally/phone/texting), perlu ke sampai constantly spamming others about how great your love story is? It gets even more bizarre when the posts became something like "Cayunk, I dah basuh baju you yang warna putih tu. Bila u nak datang amik?Cayunk sgt kat papa muahx muahx muahx"
Fuck it, give me a break.
I don't want to know how his baju putih ends up with you and you have to clean it. I don't want to know that you have committed yourself to slavery by washing a man's T-shirt WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO,TOLONG LA WEYH DIA LAKI KAU KE SAMPAI KENA CUCI BAJU DIA SEGALA. I shudder to think about how you've elevated your status to papa/mama when you are not even married YET.
Don't forget the crazy status updates about how the PDRM should lock you up cause you're so addicted to your drug, *insert gf's name*. Oh My God, I can still stomach in those constant I love yous, but this, this is in a different level. Hebat sangatlah kisah cinta Laila Majnun kau tu. No, you're not showing us lonesome heart, how great it is to fall in love. But you did make me feel like I should give up social interaction with humans all together and retire to a deserted island.
And the baby talks i.e "Bee, Bee tau kan syg syangggggg sgt kat Bee.Namo cedeyh-cedeyh, nanti bee buat syg nanges. Namo Namo Namo"
Pass me the barf bag,please.
No, I'm not some crazy loner who hates people in a relationship. In fact, maybe because I'm such a romantic that I hate this stuffs. Professing your love on fb is nothing. I can do that to the person that I hate, it just need a few seconds of typing and hitting the comment button. You're still in that stage where you don't know your partner, regardless of how you think you actually do. So, tak payah la nak berlagak. My definition of true love is that, after decades of waking up to an ugly, wrinkled,muka-penuh-air-liur-basi, kentut-masa-pagi face, you still think that the person waking up next to you is the most beautiful person in the world. Now, that's love. FB apa barang weh, kalau rempit kacau awek ko pun, belum tentu ko nak defend kan?
OK, writing this is harder than it's suppose to be. Tiba-tiba saya menjadi sangat emo. I'll continue this when I'm not so sleep-depraved.
1. KiTEwR TaRk SukEwR LaR OwAnG TyP3 McM NiEyh.HiKHikHikZzzZ
Memang macam haram.How old are you? 13? Well, even if you are, please don't resort to this.It's not cryptology, neither it shows any semblance of intelligence. It groups you into budak-emo-ingin-diperhatikan-yang-gemar-melepak-di-Bintang-Walk. Sangat menjengkelkan. You think it's cute?IT'S NOT.
Adik- beradik untuk alasan ini ialah org yg typ sk tglkn vwels drg.Thr's a rsn why w hv vwls.fkg use it la wy. I rly dn't knw tht t's ths hrd t* xclde th vwls(ah fish, I give up).
When you're typing with the glorious invention that is the keyboard, utilise it's functions, people. It's not like you're using your phone now. Why are you guys so blardy lazy? It's even more annoying when you use this language in e-mails. Emails to friends tara hal la, ni, if you're sending e-mails to your lecturers, janganlah tulis cam tu. It's just plain rude. You don't need to go to an etiquette school to know about this.
Let's not even start with the people who likes to say "Ala, kita-kita jeww" or " U dah makan keww". Sumpah nak tambah dosa aku la kan korang ni. Seriously people. WHAT THE FISH??(oh sangat teringin nak tulis f*ck, sekarang). Apa itu jew? Bila masa korang jadi Yahudi? Starbucks, McD semua tak nak makan, tapi hari hari zikir kat fb/text/twitter "jew, jew,jew" apa kes weeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..Pfffttt (baru satu alasan dah bikin panas)
2.PDA couples.
Congratulations, you're the only person in the world to have a relationship with another human being. Let's celebrate it by posting your undying love/what you did with your partner/how everyone should be jealous of your relationship. Come on, people. I can understand, if you're in a long distance relationship, and you need a cheap way to ask about your partner's day,heck, I wouldn't mind getting newsfeeds from the occasional I love yous/I miss yous/How is your day, sayang?. But when you have exhausted other means of communications (meeting up personally/phone/texting), perlu ke sampai constantly spamming others about how great your love story is? It gets even more bizarre when the posts became something like "Cayunk, I dah basuh baju you yang warna putih tu. Bila u nak datang amik?Cayunk sgt kat papa muahx muahx muahx"
Fuck it, give me a break.
I don't want to know how his baju putih ends up with you and you have to clean it. I don't want to know that you have committed yourself to slavery by washing a man's T-shirt WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO,TOLONG LA WEYH DIA LAKI KAU KE SAMPAI KENA CUCI BAJU DIA SEGALA. I shudder to think about how you've elevated your status to papa/mama when you are not even married YET.
Don't forget the crazy status updates about how the PDRM should lock you up cause you're so addicted to your drug, *insert gf's name*. Oh My God, I can still stomach in those constant I love yous, but this, this is in a different level. Hebat sangatlah kisah cinta Laila Majnun kau tu. No, you're not showing us lonesome heart, how great it is to fall in love. But you did make me feel like I should give up social interaction with humans all together and retire to a deserted island.
And the baby talks i.e "Bee, Bee tau kan syg syangggggg sgt kat Bee.Namo cedeyh-cedeyh, nanti bee buat syg nanges. Namo Namo Namo"
Pass me the barf bag,please.
No, I'm not some crazy loner who hates people in a relationship. In fact, maybe because I'm such a romantic that I hate this stuffs. Professing your love on fb is nothing. I can do that to the person that I hate, it just need a few seconds of typing and hitting the comment button. You're still in that stage where you don't know your partner, regardless of how you think you actually do. So, tak payah la nak berlagak. My definition of true love is that, after decades of waking up to an ugly, wrinkled,muka-penuh-air-liur-basi, kentut-masa-pagi face, you still think that the person waking up next to you is the most beautiful person in the world. Now, that's love. FB apa barang weh, kalau rempit kacau awek ko pun, belum tentu ko nak defend kan?
OK, writing this is harder than it's suppose to be. Tiba-tiba saya menjadi sangat emo. I'll continue this when I'm not so sleep-depraved.
May 3, 2010
Thank you
Even if the moment is brief,
Even if the feelings were just for awhile,
Thank you.
I thought I was jaded.
I thought I never could feel this giddy anymore.
Thank you.
No, I don't think anything could come out of this.
But,this.
This is wonderful.
So,thank you.
Even if the feelings were just for awhile,
Thank you.
I thought I was jaded.
I thought I never could feel this giddy anymore.
Thank you.
No, I don't think anything could come out of this.
But,this.
This is wonderful.
So,thank you.
April 5, 2010
musika sensasi
Music & You!
RULES : Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It is a lot harder than you think.
Pick Your Artist :
kings of convenience
Are you male or female :
toxic girl
Describe yourself :
the girl from back then
How do you feel about yourself :
I Don't Know What I Can Save You From
Describe where you currently live :
riot on an empty street
If you could go anywhere, where would you go :
Cayman Islands
Your favourite form of transportation is :
Boat Behind
Your best friend is :
Gold for the Price of Silver :)
Your favourite colour is :
Gold in the Air of Summer
What’s the weather like :
Second to Numb
Favourite time of day:
summer on the westhills
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called :
Freedom and It's Owner
What is life to you :
know how
What is the best advice you have to give :
Stay Out of Trouble
If you could change your name, what would it be :
Mrs Cold
Your favourite food is :
Little Kids
Thought for the day :
power of not knowing
How I would like to die :
leaning against the wall
My soul’s present condition :
peacetime resistance
My motto :
love is no big truth
RULES : Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It is a lot harder than you think.
Pick Your Artist :
kings of convenience
Are you male or female :
toxic girl
Describe yourself :
the girl from back then
How do you feel about yourself :
I Don't Know What I Can Save You From
Describe where you currently live :
riot on an empty street
If you could go anywhere, where would you go :
Cayman Islands
Your favourite form of transportation is :
Boat Behind
Your best friend is :
Gold for the Price of Silver :)
Your favourite colour is :
Gold in the Air of Summer
What’s the weather like :
Second to Numb
Favourite time of day:
summer on the westhills
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called :
Freedom and It's Owner
What is life to you :
know how
What is the best advice you have to give :
Stay Out of Trouble
If you could change your name, what would it be :
Mrs Cold
Your favourite food is :
Little Kids
Thought for the day :
power of not knowing
How I would like to die :
leaning against the wall
My soul’s present condition :
peacetime resistance
My motto :
love is no big truth
April 4, 2010
F1
Betul Ilya cakap.
F1 is so full of testosterone....
And for once, I don't mind one bit ;P
bunyi keta yang sangat membingitkan..
small glitches here and there..
tu la Schumacher, gi masuk Mercedes buat apa??kan dah dapat merasa naik motor cabuk..bapak lawak..
tak campur lagi tgk keta langgar, engine overheat,etc...
Drivers hot..
Engineers and technician pun hot..
spectators pun byk jugak yang hot...
BAPAK LA BANYAK GILA LAKI HOT SHEXYY SMECHXXYYY
F1 is so full of testosterone....
And for once, I don't mind one bit ;P
bunyi keta yang sangat membingitkan..
small glitches here and there..
tu la Schumacher, gi masuk Mercedes buat apa??kan dah dapat merasa naik motor cabuk..bapak lawak..
tak campur lagi tgk keta langgar, engine overheat,etc...
Drivers hot..
Engineers and technician pun hot..
spectators pun byk jugak yang hot...
BAPAK LA BANYAK GILA LAKI HOT SHEXYY SMECHXXYYY
Good (?) friday????
Keta Gen 2 tu sumpah suwey. Efektif tak kalau aku kasi si Natasha ni mandi bunga? Baru dapat hari Selasa, dah kena pecah masuk hari Jumaat. Duit melayang lagi kena ganti tingkap. Went to Plaza Idaman to get something cheap there. Was my fault too. Apsal aku pergi ghetto rempit? Kan keta dah kena pecah masuk, hp kena curik??!!
Reason to go to that God-forsaken place: Beli handphone baru.
Alanis Morisette mesti faham perasaan aku,kan,kan,kan???
Dah la handphone yg cabuk gila tu je yang dia amik. Phone tu aku dah pakai lima tahun kot. Kalau dia curik sekali buku "I too, am Malay"-Zaid Ibrahim, mungkin aku akan doakan kejayaan dia. Sebab ini menunjukkan yang dia mahu buat anjakan paradigma bila dia nak baca buku macam tu. Tapi mamat tu tak amik pun buku yang amat bernilai untuk panduan orang Melayu. Kesimpulan? Sekarang kita tahu kenapa kerja dia pecah keta orang.
Tapi aku cool. Mungkin sebab dah biasa pergi balai polis (bunyi cam hardcore gile). Masa tengah tunggu giliran jumpa Encik Inspektor, aku dengan Malin sempat lagi buat perbandingan antara sistem pendidikan di Malaysia, Syria, France dan USA. Kenapa? Mungkin sebab kami kecewa sistem pendidikan kat sini cuma berjaya mengeluarkan masyarakat Copy Paste yang sangat suka ikut apa pendapat majoriti tanpa menggunakan akal sendiri. Walaupun bunyi macam aku sangat derhaka, percayalah,pelajar2 kat Malaysia sangatlah bodoh. Semua salah sistem/ masyarakat/ budaya penakut/ individu tu sendiri. Ok, balik-balik cerita kereta.
Bila pergi balai polis, inspektor tu tanyalah soalan-soalan standard procedure. Salah satu soalan dia adalah:
"Ada awak syak siapa-siapa?"
Aku nak jawab "Rempit kita". Tapi, malangnya, aku kasi jawapan demokratik;
"Tak." Jawab aku dengan muka ahli politik.
Best part of the day? When I called my parents, these are their responses;
Mama: Habis esok camne nak amik Angah?
Ayah: Nanti hujan keta camna??
Reason to go to that God-forsaken place: Beli handphone baru.
Alanis Morisette mesti faham perasaan aku,kan,kan,kan???
Dah la handphone yg cabuk gila tu je yang dia amik. Phone tu aku dah pakai lima tahun kot. Kalau dia curik sekali buku "I too, am Malay"-Zaid Ibrahim, mungkin aku akan doakan kejayaan dia. Sebab ini menunjukkan yang dia mahu buat anjakan paradigma bila dia nak baca buku macam tu. Tapi mamat tu tak amik pun buku yang amat bernilai untuk panduan orang Melayu. Kesimpulan? Sekarang kita tahu kenapa kerja dia pecah keta orang.
Tapi aku cool. Mungkin sebab dah biasa pergi balai polis (bunyi cam hardcore gile). Masa tengah tunggu giliran jumpa Encik Inspektor, aku dengan Malin sempat lagi buat perbandingan antara sistem pendidikan di Malaysia, Syria, France dan USA. Kenapa? Mungkin sebab kami kecewa sistem pendidikan kat sini cuma berjaya mengeluarkan masyarakat Copy Paste yang sangat suka ikut apa pendapat majoriti tanpa menggunakan akal sendiri. Walaupun bunyi macam aku sangat derhaka, percayalah,pelajar2 kat Malaysia sangatlah bodoh. Semua salah sistem/ masyarakat/ budaya penakut/ individu tu sendiri. Ok, balik-balik cerita kereta.
Bila pergi balai polis, inspektor tu tanyalah soalan-soalan standard procedure. Salah satu soalan dia adalah:
"Ada awak syak siapa-siapa?"
Aku nak jawab "Rempit kita". Tapi, malangnya, aku kasi jawapan demokratik;
"Tak." Jawab aku dengan muka ahli politik.
Best part of the day? When I called my parents, these are their responses;
Mama: Habis esok camne nak amik Angah?
Ayah: Nanti hujan keta camna??
NICE.
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